Eighth Wonder: Taylor Swift’s Bellybutton

“I don’t like showing my belly button…I don’t want people to know if I have one or not. I want that to be a mystery. As far as anyone knows based on my public appearances, they haven’t seen evidence of a belly button. It could be pierced. They have no idea. If I’m going to get some sort of massive tattoo, it’s going to be right next to my belly button because no one’s ever going to see that.”

Give it up, Tay-Tay. Everyone’s seen your belly-button.

(“Hater’s gonna hate.”

“Well, shake it off, honey. Just shake it off.”)

*Does anyone else catch a whiff of slut-shaming in Taylor’s boldly-proclaimed belly-button stance?



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